Mr. Why

Me: Cameron, it's time to get out of the bath.

Cameron: Why?

Me: Because we need to brush your teeth.

Cameron: Why?

Me: Because it's time for bed.

Cameron: Why?

Me: Because it's late and you need sleep.

Cameron: Why?

Me: So you're happy and can get enough rest for tomorrow night.

Cameron: Tomorrow? Why?

Me: Because you're sleeping at Grandma and Grandpa's tomorrow night, and you have to get rest or you'll be cranky, like me...right now...so hop out.

Cameron: Okay.

Me: Thanks son.

Cameron: You're welcome Mommy.